I was at the stripper’s last night and some 75 year old man sat at my table, because I was sitting by the stage at the pole alone and I guess he figured it’d be a convenient time to make friends with me considering the 20 year old girls sprawled out on the pole were probably heaven to him and if he didn’t sit at my table he’d have to sit in the back. The back of the stripclub is where guys with their liberal girlfriends end up, because despite the want to sit right up at the stage, you don’t want to look like a pervert. Either way, the dude was talking all kinds of craziness and smelled like shit, fish and syphilis. I have lived on the streets and have gone without showering or brushing my teeth for weeks at a time and this guy smelt worse. I can only assume his insides were rotting or he ate something whose insides were rotting. Either way, one of the hottest strippers walked by him and he grabbed her and took him in the back room for a full contact lap dance….he came back 10 songs later, that means this stinky piece of shit of a person was rubbing this 20 year old’s tits for close to an hour and she let him do it all for $50. It put things in perspective, and reminded me as to why I should never get a lap dance, even if I could afford one, and if you aren’t following it is because they probably spend more time with stinky old men than we like to think when their tits are in our hands….

Speaking of tits in hands and stripper looking bitches with weird lookin men…here are some pics of Jordan and Britney with their men, who look like they may just be the same person…

Jordan:

Britney:

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